Is It a Bird? Is it a Plane? No, It’s Spy Duck!


Sometimes stupidity introduces hilarity. Can you believe Israel sent a “spy balloon” into Turkey? How do they know Israel did it? Well, it was a blow up balloon, white with a blue Magen David (Star of David) on it. This is a very scary balloon – you know, like the ones we buy in the gift shops along Ben Yehuda and on David Street in the Old City. VERY SCARY.

There have been times when I have thought the conspiracy theories here in America were over the top, but none can match those of the Arabs – especially in Turkey. In recent years, Israel has been accused of sending in spy squirrels – 14 of them. Not to fear – those equipment heavy squirrels were swooped up by the very efficient Turkish intelligence services. Whew. What a relief. The Turks will live another day!

But wait, there is more. This isn’t the first time Israel has sent their elite spy teams into Turkey. Recently there have been spy ducks – complete with quackers! And, there have been spy vultures, all of which have been very hungry and menacing. Don’t forget the spy birds, attack sharks and rats, and of course – the very intelligent and threatening attack Boars. Really! The one country in the Middle East with the most sophisticated technology is reduced to using the lowliest of creatures to infiltrate and spy on Turkey! Shocking. Absolutely shocking. What will happen next?

Perhaps there will be an infiltration of mice! Yes, that’s it – mice. I wonder if Turkey has a pied piper that can help them out. Well, if they don’t, there is always the Turkish intelligence service. All is well in Turkey!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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About heartlandheartbeat

Margy Pezdirtz has been a leader in the Christian Zionist movement for over twenty-five years. She has diligently worked as an activist in the church and community to increase awareness of Israel, to teach on Judeo-Christian relationships, and to promote the cause of Israel in whatever manner deemed necessary. It is her firm belief that in order to make a difference in the church, and the world, for the cause of Israel, a solid network of like-minded people has to be established at the grass roots level.
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