Oh my – run! Run! Run! Run for your lives. The Russians are coming! They are going to kill us. They are going to torture us. They are going to cook us and eat us. Run! Run! Run! Hide. There has to be someplace they don’t know about. Hide. Hide. Oh my, oh my!
It was okay for the late, great, and soon-to-be-reborn-Hillary, the Secretary of State, Clinton to sidle up to Russia with a magic reset button. Surely there wasn’t anything wrong with that visual – was there? Didn’t we all love it – she brought us hope! Oh yes, hope! There was the hope that she wasn’t messing things up. But, we soon learned that our hope was well placed when we saw her whispering with Vlad – the shirtless horseman – perhaps they were whispering about horses! Who knows.
No worries. We were doubly assured that all was well with Russia when Hillary The Amazing Clinton sold them 20% of all of our uranium. Who cares? What’s the use of uranium anyway? Oh, maybe he wanted it to line the keel of his yacht. He does have a yacht, doesn’t he? If he has a horse, surely he has a yacht. He could line the keel of his yacht – or someone else’s that he’s borrowed – like Crimea’s – so it would steer straighter. Yeah. Maybe that’s what he needs the uranium for. Surely uranium is harmless so what’s the big deal?
Now we all know that he loves Hillary. Right? Well, why not since she’s cut so many wonderfully re-energizing deals with Putin and his country. So why on earth would he even think about messing with America’s elections? I mean, really. Think about it. He had things worked out with Hillary so why would Russia want Donald J. Trump to be President? Why?
Now there’s another thing to consider which I’ll sneak in here. Suppose, just suppose, that we had our election process so well regulated that people had to show a photo ID that contained proof of citizenship to vote. Then, maybe then, we’d know if someone was messing with our voter polls. Maybe then we’d know if someone was hacking our voting machines and messing with them. But, I digress….
Now all of Washington is in a tizzy. They don’t know what to do. It used to be Vlad and Hill and now it’s Hill and Bill and James is out in the cold when everyone knows he told! Oh my. What will we do? I think it is time to watch a movie. Maybe Dr. Strangelove or Bridge of Spies was pretty good. At least, we know that is Hollywood and we don’t know for sure about anything coming out of Washington or the news media! So, what’s a girl to do? I think I’ll push a reset button, turn off TV and do just that – watch a movie or even better – read a book!